Just for laughs

4 weeks in medical school and we're already cracking medical jokes... such as

Alex: Fried rice cured my ketosis.

Prof Kinky: My watch says it's 9.15 am already.
Shane : My circadian rhythm says it's 4 am only.

am*a medical conference-(euphemism for bored like hell...)
anonymous: Eh, how was your IMU orientation?
Fida : Fun, wild and unexpected, like they sent a mock lecturer to gave a fake lecture and OMG, that time I was like 9 AM AT THE WRONG UNI.

Speaking of tar,
someone during Track trip(I think it's Martin): This is the place where Tunku Abdul Rahman delivered the independent speech right?
Shane(idiot mood) : I thought it's Tar college....


Anecdotes of the week just for laughs, anymore to add, please edit it.

Thanks